how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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