Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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