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i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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