i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
you're hired as official boob wrangler
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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