Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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