Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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