also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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