So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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