I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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