Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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