and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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