it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
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the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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