David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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