Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
wakey wakey hands off snakey
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
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