i need an iv and a liver transplant
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
You need Xanax blowdarts
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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