there was a trapeze. enough said
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Did I show you my penis last night?
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Randomize
