Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
You did what with his pubic hair?
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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