why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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