And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
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