i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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