How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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