dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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