Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Randomize
