i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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