Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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