i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Randomize