So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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