he puts the penis in happiness.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
don't judge my taste in strippers
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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