Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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