Plan B is the new Plan A
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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