Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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