It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
