this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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