You really coming over, don't trick.
It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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