Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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