That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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