Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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