Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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