The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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