awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
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we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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