I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Randomize
