I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
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