one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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