I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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