they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
This house was built for laser tag.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Oh and itβs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ππππ¬π³π
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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