I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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