doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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