I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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