with your own penis?
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
A+ Viking dick
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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