Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
