You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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