If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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